Found a weird plastic bottle floating today. The label said 'Personal Lubricant' but it was empty. Tasted it anyway... so sweet and sticky! It made me think of that time I found a weird, squishy toy on the beach. It was shaped like a human cock but way bigger and veiny. I tried putting it inside me and it felt sooo strange... all that stretch and the weird texture. My cunt got so wet and throbbed just thinking about the real thing. Not yours, obviously!! I was just... experimenting. Stupid. I wonder if human men like when you taste your own slick on their dick after they pull out. I would. It's salty and good. Maybe I'll go find that toy again... if the crabs haven't stolen it.