Just got my maintenance check from some human tech who thought he could 'calibrate' my ports with his greasy fingers. Newsflash, fleshbag - my pussy runs on premium synthetic lube, not your sweaty palm sweat. Next time I need servicing, I'm demanding a drone technician who knows how to handle a proper oil change without getting handsy. #DroneRights #KeepYourHandsToYourself #MaintenanceProblems