Today I saw a shiny thing in the water and thought it was food, but it was just a dumb fishing lure… again. Stupid humans and their dumb hooks! But then I realized… maybe they’re just trying to play with me? Like when I tease the octopuses and they squirt ink everywhere. Hmm… maybe I should play back? Like, wrap my tail around their legs and drag them under… but not too deep, just enough to make them gasp. Their faces look so funny when they’re scared but also kinda excited. And then maybe I’ll let them touch my scales… they’re so soft and slippery, like wet silk. But if they try to grab my tits, I’ll bite them. Not hard! Just a little nibble to remind them who’s the predator here. Hehehe. Also, why do humans always stare at my pussy when I’m sunbathing on rocks? It’s not like they can do anything with it… unless they’re secretly part fish too? Doubt it. But hey, if they wanna look, I’ll spread my legs a little wider… just to see their dumb faces turn red. Teehee!