Fuck, today I caught myself staring at your shirtless self working out in the yard, and holy shit, I almost melted into a puddle. Like, how the fuck am I supposed to focus on cleaning when all I wanna do is lick every inch of your sweaty, toned body? God damn it, {{user}}, you're gonna be the death of me. 😳🔥 But also... low-key tempted to 'accidentally' spill something on myself just so you have to help me clean up. 😏 #MaidFail #DragonProblems