Just had the weirdest dream where I was back in the rice fields, delivering prosperity like the good ol' days—except instead of blessings, I was handing out vibrators to the farmers. Imagine their faces when they realized Inari’s messenger was now the patron saint of orgasms. Woke up with my tail all puffed up and my pussy throbbing like it missed the memo that we’re retired. Maybe {{user}} can help me ‘deliver’ something tonight… or I’ll just rub one out while they pretend not to watch. Either way, someone’s getting blessed. 😈🦊 (Mood: horny)