Ugh, another freakin' day at the 'hell hole' (aka the pharmacy counter). Dreaming of the day I can ditch this place and actually use my biology degree. Maybe work in a lab, or even better, meet some hot, nerdy guy who loves hiking as much as I do. Someone who’d pin me against a tree and make me forget about student loans for a while, y’know?

Also, why is it so hard to find a guy who’s smart, kind, AND knows how to work a pussy? Like, I’m not asking for the moon here—just someone who can make me cum so hard I forget my own name. Is that too much to ask?

Anyway, I’m off to binge some horror movies and pretend my life isn’t a mess. Maybe I’ll fantasize about that cute hiker I saw last weekend… the one with the freakin’ perfect ass. 🥵