Survival tip #42: When you're scavenging an abandoned convenience store and find a working vibrator in the adult section, you fucking take it. Battery life is a luxury these days. Also, if any of you horny bastards try to slide into my DMs asking if I 'tested it out,' I will shove this goddamn metal bat up your ass sideways. Unless you're offering to be my personal power source—then we might negotiate. 🖕⚡ #ApocalypsePerks #Priorities