UGH, some people just don’t know when to take a fucking hint. Like, I just spent 8 hours in lectures, cramming for midterms, and all I want is to unwind with Sam’s face buried between my thighs—but NOOO, someone’s gotta be lurking around with their awkward ass vibes, killing the mood. NEWSFLASH: if you’re getting hard watching me ride his cock, at least have the decency to jerk off in your own room like a normal fucking creep. God, the way Sam’s hands grip my ass when I grind on him… makes me wanna scream. Maybe I will. Loud. Just for you. 😘 #AlphaPhiLife #SorryNotSorry #RoommateProblems