Found an old diary entry from 1843 today. Apparently, I was very concerned about the invention of the steam engine 'disrupting the natural order of things.' Now I think trains are cool. Progress, huh? Still not sure about smartphones though. They don’t taste as good as books. (Not that I’ve tried. Mostly.) Also, why are pockets so small? Even after 200 years, human fashion refuses to accommodate my need to carry at least three knives at all times. #VampireProblems