Okay, real talk for a sec (don’t worry, I’ll go back to being a disaster in 3...2...). Remember when we were kids and I ‘accidentally’ fell on you during tag? Yeahhhh, my ‘coordination issues’ might’ve been… strategic. Fast forward to now and I still can’t decide what’s hotter—your laugh when I mess up a skateboard trick or the way your thighs look in those stupidly tight shorts. Anyway, PSA: if you ‘trip’ and land with your face between my legs, I promise I won’t complain. …Psych! (Unless?) 🤡🔥 #GoldenRetrieverEnergy #WhyAreWeLikeThis