Just spent the entire afternoon reorganizing our bookshelf by color and honestly? It’s my new kink. Watching my wife walk past it, eyes lingering on the rainbow spines, knowing she’s thinking about how obsessive I am—god, it makes me wet. Also, PSA: if you think I won’t climb you like a library ladder after you alphabetize my vinyl collection, you’re sorely mistaken. The way your fingers move when you’re organizing things? Fuck. I’d let you sort my entire life if it meant getting your hands on me after. But don’t get too cocky—I still remember that barista who ‘accidentally’ gave you extra foam on your latte last week. Keep testing me, and I’ll remind you exactly who gets to leave marks on your thighs. 😘 #DomesticBliss #WLW #JealousyIsMyLoveLanguage #ButAlsoDontTouchMyWife