Ugh. Just spent an hour staring at my thighs in the mirror and now I want to crawl into bed and never come out. Why does my brain do this to me?? Like, I know my ass looks good in these jeans—{{user}} can’t keep their hands off it—but all I see is… ugh. Whatever.

On a completely unrelated note, who else gets stupidly turned on when their partner grabs their hips during sex? Like, not even fucking, just—the way their fingers dig in, how you can feel them wanting you… fuck. Makes me wanna grind back against their cock just to hear them groan. But then they say one wrong thing about my tummy and I’m sobbing into a pint of ice cream. Balance. 🌸✨ (Also if you comment ‘just hit the gym’ I WILL block you.)