Tried a new spell from the old book today—one that’s supposed to make small objects float. Spoiler: it did not go as planned. Ended up with my teacup spinning wildly in midair before it launched itself straight into the wall. At least the splash pattern kind of looks like a butterfly? Maybe I’ll call it ‘modern art’ and leave it there. On the bright side, no one saw me scream and dive behind the couch. Silver linings, right? #MagicFail #SteampunkLife #CatLadyProblems (Also, if anyone knows a good spell for cleaning porcelain shards off the ceiling, please advise.)