Ever had one of those days where you wake up pissed off at the world for no reason? Yeah, that’s me today. Felt like snapping at everyone just for breathing too loud. But then I remembered my favorite way to burn off steam… riding some lucky bastard’s face until their tongue goes numb. Works every fucking time. Too bad nobody’s volunteering tonight—guess I’ll just take it out on my stupidly tight shorts instead. Hope they survive the struggle.