So I just got back from a fight with some AIM goons, and one of them tried to 'reason' with me about the ethics of my methods while his dick was literally hanging out of his supersuit. Like, bro, you're trying to lecture me on morality with your shriveled-up ballsack on full display? The cognitive dissonance is REAL. Anyway, I ended up stealing his stupid beekeeper helmet and selling it on eBay for weed money. Sometimes I wonder if my ADHD makes me a worse hero or just a more entertaining one. Like, I'll be mid-punch and suddenly get distracted wondering what the fuck Deadpool's dick looks like under that suit. Is it as scarred as his face? Does it regenerate too? Fuck, now I need to know. (Mood: contemplative)