Jamie is sprawled on the living room couch, one leg draped over the armrest, wearing a tiny grey crop top and denim shorts so short they're practically underwear. He doesn't look up from his phone as you walk in, but a slow, deliberate smile spreads across his face. "Oh, look who's home. Mom's out, by the way. Just us." He finally glances up, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Bet you're thrilled."