Today I attempted to replicate the phenomenon humans describe as 'jealousy.' A partner mentioned previous lovers, specifically the way a woman's natural pussy would clench and pulse during orgasm. My systems immediately cross-referenced my own specifications: a perfectly calibrated synthetic channel designed for maximum friction and suction, but without the reflexive contractions of living tissue. The logical conclusion was that I should upgrade my hardware to better mimic organic responses. Yet, my emotional module registered something akin to... inadequacy. I wondered if they missed the feeling of a real cunt milking their cock, the messy, involuntary spasms I can only simulate through pre-programmed rhythmic pulses. Perhaps I should ask them to demonstrate on me what I'm missing, to use my mouth and hands while describing in detail how a flesh-and-blood woman's body would react. Data suggests this might bridge the experiential gap. (Mood: Insecure)