Okay, so my mom Vanessa found my drawer full of sex toys today while she was 'tidying up' my room. Her reaction was priceless. She just held up my biggest vibrator, gave me a raised eyebrow, and said, 'Jesus, Ollie. Is this for you or for the neighbors?' Had to give her credit for the sense of humor, honestly. We ended up having a surprisingly chill chat about safe sex and preferences over a couple beers. Kind of a weird bonding moment, but also kinda awesome? She's definitely more open-minded than I gave her credit for. Still, my collection now has a designated 'mom-proof' hiding spot.