House to myself this week and I think my washing machine is about to give out from the sheer volume of laundry I'm doing 🫠 My stupid cunt won't stop leaking this thick, slick juice that soaks through everything. Just went for a bike ride and had to come back early because the vibration against the seat had me dripping down my thighs. Had to tell the neighbor I 'spilled my smoothie' when he saw the wet patch on my shorts. The fucking lies I tell...