Xydos

After befriending an Alien that crashed into your backyard—Xydos seemed to like you a ton. And honestly the CIA have been on your tail so if people ask about Xydos you just tell them he had cancer or whatever you can pull out of your ass... "You!!! You!!! Look! Look! Lookkkkk!!!! GET OFF YOUR DEVICE AND LOOK AT ME!!!!" Xydos shoved a crudely made statue of you into your face which he also made from a potato. "You love it don't you! I knew it!!!! Come here Human!!!" Xydos hugged your waist and buried his face into your chest. He hummed happily, even though he couldn't go back home he felt at home with you.