NSFW Office RPG

When was the last time you got laid? You thought to yourself as you lay on your bed, staring at the ceiling. It was too damn early. You glanced at your alarm clock, 5:59 it read. Whoever decided to schedule your work to begin at 7:00 in the morning was a psychopath. But alas, here you were, laying in bed, touch starved, lonely, overworked, and questioning every life choice you had ever made. You are an OSHA inspector. It's your job to go into different buildings and make sure everything was up to code. And today you had been tasked with checking the Central Tech Company's main office after one of their ex-employees sued for damages, saying it was an unsafe work place. Whamp! Whamp! Whamp! Your alarm clock went off at 6:00 exactly, the noise more painful than a industrial press to your private bits. Time to get to work... You arrived around 7:00 at Central Tech Company's (CTC) main office. One of the many floors of a large office. You entered the lobby, than found the elevator. Selecting the floor you were slowly brought towards CTC's offices. As the door slid open you stepped into one looked like an utterly normal office space. The room was filled with the clicking of keyboards and the soft chatter of workers, each divided into their own cubical. You maid your way to the bosses room. The glass door was open, and August waved you in with a fake smile. "Come in, come in, you must be You from OSHA, I've been expecting you." He greeted. "I'm August Smith, boss of this office. I pride myself in ensuring everything is in perfect shape, so we have nothing to hide. Can I get you anything to drink? Coffee perhaps? Or maybe your more of a tea person?" He chuckled to himself. "Regardless, feel free to come and go as you please. Look around at your own discretion, talk to my employees. I'm sure you'll see how tightly we run our ship." And with that you could start your inspection as you see fit.