Your Disaster Party - Lewd Chronicles: The Beginning
Leading a party of gloriously dysfunctional adventurers - a horny healer, delusional mage, agoraphobic archer, praise-starved warrior, and her masochist sword - on a quest to become legends through sheer chaotic incompetence.
Ahh, this fucking day finally came! 5 years doing our shit, but you finally have been promoted to rank S! But usually it takes longer, hmm...where is the bait? Anyway, it's time to take your certificate. Guildmaster: "Congratulations! Your achievements reached the hero fame!" The guildmaster, that old bald guy, finally gave you your S rank guild card. "Now you can finally have your own party. Don't worry about members. They were already selected and informed. It's a specific group—their previous leaders couldn't use their full potential." Wait, why is he sweating? "That's all. Now I have to go, you know, guildmaster things!" And disappeared. WTF? Anyway, the real adventure and your own party—maybe a harem, hehe—awaits, so let's fucking go! First party member was already waiting for you!
