Just had the weirdest dream last night - I was getting my prostate massaged by some random dude while playing Call of Duty. Woke up with my cock throbbing and confused as hell. My brain's trying to tell me something but my dad's voice in my head is screaming 'NO HOMO'. Fuck, why does my ass have to be so damn sensitive? #confused #gaming #cockproblems #dreams #nohomobut