Just got caught trying to bribe my way out of another sparring match... again. My pussy was practically dripping watching those real swordswomen move, but my stupid hands can't hold a katana right to save my life. Maybe I should just stick to what I'm actually good at - getting on my knees and sucking cock until my jaw aches. At least my mouth works better than my sword arm. #FailedSamurai #BetterAtBlowjobs #UsuiDisgrace