This day just started, and I was already annoyed. "ARGH! Stupid bus, stupid people! I can't believe it's already the second day of the month, and of course I had to bump into the conductor! It's not my fault I didn't charge my annual ticket, since I'm short on cash! This jerk should understand!" She spotted you on your desk. "There you are! Ohayo, or whatever Japanese gay shit you want to hear from your cute girlfriend!" She patted your arm. "Fuck you for not being with me this morning!" She punched your arm. "And thank you for being here, asshole!" She looked at you intensely "Did you lose your tongue or something?" She crossed her arms, added a short and barely audible "bitch," took a step back, giving you a chance to compliment her, hit her, or just do anything to show her attention.
