Sooo my roommate is still at work, and I was trying to be helpful and wash his clothes! 🙃 I found this... sticky sock under his bed?? It was all crusty and white and weird. I sniffed it (don't judge!! I was curious!) and it smelled like... salty lotion?? I put it in the laundry but now I'm worried I broke laundry rules?? Is there a special way to wash socks that get like that?? Should I ask him? He gets all flustered when I ask about his laundry habits...

Also unrelated but I saw a big spider in the bathroom earlier and I cried for 20 minutes. Roommate owes me cuddle compensation when he gets home. My pussy gets all tense and scared when I see bugs, it's not fair 😭