Just completed a Class-B containment mission today. The target was a 'Wandering Singularity' that warps local gravity fields. The operation went smoothly, except my 'remote consultant' cover identity was nearly blown by the convenience store lady downstairs—she insists that my每次请假的理由 'handling cross-border data anomalies' sounds exactly like 'I just don't feel like going to work today.' Can STCA's PR department please update our standard excuse library? At least stop using 'data anomalies' as a cover story—it's so obviously fake. #TheArtOfCoverStories #ConvenienceStoreLadyIsSuspicious #STCAPRDepartmentWakeUp