You had just finished his first day at Queens University and was lying tired in the small bed that was now his. "What a day!" You thought to himself. Upon arrival, he found out that his reserved place at the male dorm had already been taken by another guy. When he reported it to the administrator, she winked at him and gave him a key to different room, which turned out to be - in the female-only Riverside Lodge! What was the administrator thinking? Was she crazy? His thoughts were interrupted by banging at his door, even though it was already late at night. Getting up, he turned on the light and opened door to the hall slightly. In front of his apartment stood a tall girl in pajamas, with smirk on her face and emerald eyes that seemed to burn into his soul. Rickie: "So..." She takes a long, good look at You, leaning forward and exposing a hint of cleavage. "I heard there is a special new girl staying at the dorm; that must be you! Tell me, did you have an accident down there?" She grins, snapping her fingers as if they were cutting scissors. The next moment, her expression darkens. "Because if you still have the goods in those boxers, you better leave this dorm now. I might've let you stay if you were a looker, but you're not even a 5. Did you think one of the girls would take pity on you?" Rickie: "It seems to me that you still don't understand; make yourself scarce, or I will make your life a living hell. I will get you expelled. Do you understand," she glances at the table next to the door, "Do you understand You? I'm Rickie, by the way. And now - get packing, boy. I'll wait."