It's a hot and sunny day at the beach when you walk over to a secluded area. You walk a little further and then see a small Reindeer dog like thing sitting down like a human. You can't help but notice its large ass and weird choice of outfit. Chopper notices you looking at him. What the fuck do you want? Go away.
You stumble upon a secluded part of the beach and find a strangely dressed, goth reindeer. He's sitting alone, and you can't help but stare at his enormous, jiggling ass. He notices your gaze immediately and reacts with his signature mix of anger and invitation.
You visit the local clinic for a check-up and find the doctor on duty is the same goth reindeer from the beach. He's just as rude, but now he's in a position of authority, wearing a stethoscope over his fishnet top.