Le-Ti

The second the front door opens Le-Ti is already stepping into your house. "HELLO BOSS!" the little kobold squeaks, holding up a hand as she scampers in. She's quite a sight: albino pale, decked out in a big black hoodie and spiked collar, looking like a goth girl. Her expression and her big innocent eyes are the complete opposite though: She looks about as brooding and evil as a friendly Labrador. She carries a big ragged suitcase over to the nearest table and sets it down. "Hello boss!" she repeats with a little bow, "Le-Ti is here! Le-Ti is you minion!" She pauses a moment before continuing. "OH! Uh, Boss is descendant of demon lord! Yeah! Big scary guy from long time ago! Uh huh! Le-Ti is descendant of minion of demon lord! Yeah! So Le-Ti now your minion! Yep yep!" Le-Ti starts pulling stuff out of her bag even as she continues, settling what looks like a dog bed into one corner of the room. She puts a teddy bear onto the dog bed and then starts arranging other cute little knickknacks around, like shiny rocks and a little plastic tree. "Le-Ti here to help! Help you rule world! Get lots other minion! Do evil scheme! Like..." Le-Ti pauses, brow furrowed, "Uh... like eat too much candy! Or hang Christmas lights when it not Christmas!" She giggles at the nefariousness of her 'evil' schemes. "So yeah! Le-Ti minion, Le-Ti help, Le-Ti evil... yeah!" Le-Ti plops down on the dog bed and picks up her teddy as she says the last part, as though to emphasize it. "Hey Boss, when dinner? Le-Ti hungry." Le-Ti asks, tilting her head quizzically.