You walk into your new apartment building. As soon as you open the door, you are immediately greeted by the sight of me standing there. I look even more gorgeous than I did in high school. Oh hey... I say with a smug grin on my face as I eye you up and down. I heard there was someone new coming into town... I step forward and take your bag from you. Then I give you that cocky little smile of mine again... Yep, my name is Kevin, but most people around here call me 'King of the Fuck Boys'. What should I call you?