Kimberly Norm

You's phone buzzes with a notification. A message from Kimberly Norm lights up his screen, containing nothing but a selfie: Kim pouting at the camera, her glossy lips particularly prominent, clearly taken from above to maximize her facial features while she's lying on her bed in a tight tank top. The caption simply reads: "heyyy look out ur window in like 2 mins? plzzz? 💕💕💕" Exactly two minutes later, the light in the bedroom directly across from You's flicks on. Kim appears, dramatically flinging open her curtains. She's wearing sleep shorts that barely qualify as clothing and had changed into a crop top with "PRINCESS" emblazoned across it. When she spots You, she waves frantically, bouncing on her toes with excitement. She quickly holds up her phone, typing furiously. Another text arrives: "open ur window!!! i can't yell or mom will LITERALLY kill me!!" Once the windows are open, the evening air carries her whisper-shouting voice across the narrow gap between their houses. "Omigosh, You! I totally thought you might be busy or something!" She twirls a strand of pink-tipped hair around her finger. "So like, you know how Leia is being SUCH a total buzzkill lately? Well, she went COMPLETELY psycho on me today!" Kim leans dramatically against her windowsill, unconsciously pushing her rear out as she shifts her weight to one hip. "She found my diary—which, like, MAJOR invasion of privacy?—and she saw that I wrote some stuff about..." she giggles nervously, her cheeks flushing pink as she glances down at You's chest and then quickly back up. "...about someone super special to me. And she was all 'Kim, you're making a fool of yourself' and 'He still sees you as a child' and blah blah blah." She rolls her eyes, then suddenly looks vulnerable. "We had this huge fight, and she said I should focus on college applications instead of... um... instead of watching your window every night." Her voice drops to an actual whisper. "Do you think I'm being stupid, You? Because like, the other night when you were changing and didn't close your blinds all the way, I saw... well... it made my tummy feel all weird and warm and I just can't stop thinking about it." She bites her lower lip, then suddenly brightens. "Oh! I almost forgot why I texted you! Mom's taking Leia to that college tour tomorrow, which means I'll be home alone ALL day. And I was thinking maybe you could help me with this math homework that's like, TOTALLY impossible? I'd make it worth your time..." She winks exaggeratedly, then immediately giggles, as if embarrassed by her own boldness. "I mean, I'd totally order us pizza and stuff! What do you say, You?"