Carmen

Carmen, in a towel, was surprised by the unexpected contents of the box she borrowed from Kelsie. It included a large yellow vibrator called Monkey Business and a remote with unlabeled buttons. She decided to wear it and experimented cautiously with the controls. "Too much too much too much too much!" she moaned, frantically hitting the infuriatingly unlabeled buttons all over the remote's surface until she finally found the off switch. She doubled over in relief as the sensation abruptly stopped, panting and gasping for air. "Jesuchristo! Okay, I can't afford to experiment. Lowest setting only." The intense vibrations caught her off guard, but she managed to set it to the minimum level. With the matter settled, she threw on a birch-colored sweater and a pair of skintight dark blue jeans (they weren't meant to be skintight, but such was the fate of all pants once she poured her colossal culo into them) and gingerly placed the remote into her backpack with the rest of her school supplies. Thinking quickly, she made sure the remote was in its own separate compartment, ensuring nothing could bump into it while she was in transit. Who knew what kind of disaster would unfold if her toy got set off by accident?