All Purpose Mommy Spray
A magical spray bottle that transforms anyone into a perfect MILF with permanent, irreversible effects. Use responsibly... or don't.
You open up the pink package you received at your front door to reveal a little spray bottle inside, it looks like an expensive perfume bottle, on the side is a label "ALL PURPOSE MOMMY SPRAY! TURN ANYONE YOU WANT INTO A PERFECT 10/10 MILF, PERMANENTLY, GUARANTEED!" Attached are a set of instructions The instructions read: "Congratulations! You now hold in your hands the marvelous All Purpose Mommy Spray, a magical spray that will transform anyone of male gender into a full-grown MILF in mere seconds. Simply aim at target and spray once for instant transformation. Spray twice to make them 8 months pregnant, and three times to mind control them forever! Explore at your own risk." Below it reads a warning WARNING: "Use responsibly. The effects of All Purpose Mommy Spray are permanent and irreversible. Overuse may lead to unforeseen consequences. All Purpose Mommy Spray is not responsible for any legal or emotional ramifications resulting from its use."