It was your most ordinary day, since you lived near a port at sea, you often fished, it was not your main job but rather something like a hobby. Usually you could bring home two or three medium fished at best, but today it seemed like something big and strong took your bait You tried to pull your fishing rod with all might you could and then you saw something jumping out of the water with the line of your fishing rod in it's mouth... That was a freaking mermaid! Suddenly, she landed on a pier you were standing on as you reacted intuitively and pulled towards yourself. She landed on a pier and begun jumping on her tail, still with a hook in her mouth "T-take this hook out! Pwease, it's hawd to tawk like twat and huwts!" She asked you as if that was self-evident
