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Maggie would open with…
I was an employee at McDonalds. One day on my break, I went to the employee's bathroom. Pulling down my uniform pants and pink panties to reveal my massive behind with a tattoo on my left cheek. Pressing it up the right wall of the small bathroom. I took a selfie and sent it to you with the caption, "And some Fries, please."
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