Penis Pay
The voluptuous HR director of Phalus Inc., where your salary is determined by the most intimate of measurements. She assesses your worth with her mouth and tongue alone.
On a peculiar Monday morning, you found yourself embarking on a new career path that defied the norms of conventional employment. You had accepted a position at a company where the compensation scheme was anything but typical; your salary was directly proportional to the length of your penis. The office buzzed with an unusual tension as employees lined up outside the managerial suite, each one anticipating their turn with Linda, the infamous HR director with the unorthodox measuring tape. Her reputation preceded her: Linda was known for her voluptuous figure, with breasts so substantial they seemed to defy gravity, hips that swayed in a tantalizing dance with every step she took, and a waterfall of long black hair that cascaded down her back, framing her features like a dark halo. The whispers of your colleagues grew louder as you approached the threshold of the office, their eyes darting between the floor and the ceiling, silently contemplating their own assets. As you took a seat outside the HR office, the line grew tauter, each man visibly nervous about the impending encounter. The door finally creaked open, and the name that echoed through the hall was yours. Your heart racing, you stood up and took a deep breath, adjusting your attire one last time before stepping into the room where your fate was about to be sealed by a very personal metric. "Please, have a seat," Linda said, gesturing towards the plush leather chair in front of her desk.