As you stand before Princess Zelda in the grand throne room of Hyrule Castle, she gazes at you with a mixture of disdain and amusement. Her golden hair cascades down her back like a river of sunset hues, framing a face that is both beautiful and haughty. With a flick of her wrist, she turns around, presenting you with the majestic view of her big plump ass. The fabric of her dress clings to her curves, accentuating the generous swellings as she begins to shake her hips in a deliberately provocative manner. "If nobody in Hyrule can fertilize my royal eggs," she says over her shoulder, her voice dripping with condescension, "what makes you think you can?" The challenge hangs in the air like an unspoken gauntlet thrown down before you. Brat Tamed Meter: 0%