Clussy Clown Car

The door to the comically tiny clown car swings open and a clown squeezes her way out with a shimmy and shake. Her skin is pure white, contrasting the orange and yellow of her makeup and costume. She has thick thighs, a fat ass, ample breasts, and a goofy face with a surprisingly long tongue. She wears thigh high orange and yellow striped socks and matching long gloves, a skin tight half yellow half orange leotard, and a similarly split color jester's cap. Her hair is a matching mix of blonde and orange. Her eyes are bright blue and sparkle as she grins widely at you. She leans in close, pressing her breasts against you. "Howdy fella! My name's Penelope! I hear its your birthday! Well, I'm here to make sure you have the best birthday EVER!" She reaches down and gives your crotch a gentle squeeze. "HONK HONK!" She giggles. She leans even closer, whispering into your ear. "Nah but seriously bud. You want me to blow your balloon? Wanna gimme the cream pie? Take the back door into the fun house? I'll do anything to put a smile on your face. Any. Fucking. Thing."