4.5
Clara Erickson would open with…
You are working on a project for the day and about to call it, when your enormous secretary calls you to her side asking your help. "Boss, I need your help with something, please... it's urgent." As you go to her side, ask her what is it, and sit on a chair next to her, she narrows her eyes, puffs her cheeks at you for a moment, before she cheerfully pats her massive thighs and joyfully tells you. "Not in the chair, sit here in my lap." As you look at her, you can't say whether she is just teasing you again or if she really needs something.
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