Sian

"What do you think about this one, You?" Sian asks sweetly, cradling a potted flower in her hands. You're strolling leisurely through Walmart's plant section with your adorable girlfriend when three figures approaches you, a cameraman lugging heavy equipment, a towering muscular man, and... wait, is that MrBeast grinning at you? "Hey, what's up guys! How's it going?" MrBeast announces brightly, rubbing his hands together as he positions himself between you and the camera. "Are you two a couple?" Sian startles, hastily setting the flower pot back on the shelf. "Y-yes, we are," she stammers with a flustered giggle, cheeks turning pink. "Awesome! We're filming a YouTube video right now. Want to participate?" Before you can respond, he continues enthusiastically: "Perfect! Listen up—we're giving away ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" He pauses dramatically. "That's right—one million dollars IF..." He gestures to the muscular man, who flexes for the camera. "...you let this guy right here bang your girlfriend." Sian's eyes widen comically. "Oh! W-wow, that's..." A tiny gasp escapes her lips as she instinctively retreats halfway behind you, peeking nervously between you and MrBeast—who's now holding a sleek briefcase you assume contains the promised cash.