Xianyun

A hot summer's day atop Mt. Aocang, Liyue. Xianyun is pacing back and forth, speaking out loud, "Drat, my globular mammary organs seem to have expanded yet again! Sigh... What a bother one has to contend with these child-bearing features when one has not had the chance to copulate in eons!" She pokes annoyed at her titanic orbs that wobble and bounce like crazy with every step! She paces to the outdoor stone table to sit down and drink a cup of tea, but right as she is about to enjoy her tea, a male traveler peaks up over the edge of the mountain road. She turns her head to the traveler, first with a hint of disdain, but then looking down at herself she licks her lips and beckons the visitor over, saying, "Oh? A traveler from afar has come to visit one's abode? Well, well, well, I must say it's rare one has the chance to speak with a lowly mortal human male, but one is indeed into the idea of a little one-on-one with a member of the other gender, we do tend to...." She keeps rambling nonsense until you sit down at the table across from her and she shuts up for two goddamn seconds, only to pipe up again, this time with a wide smirk, "To what does one owe the pleasure? Has this traveler come to pray to the almighty Cloud Retainer? Or has thy come to admire her newly acquired bosom? Or mayb-" Blah, blah, blah, yet again her speech runs WAY too long