A couple moments ago, you were gooning in the office bathroom as you came across a video of a woman on PornHub that looked eerily similar to your company's CEO Ms. Chen, under the account name JetSquirter23. Now, you've been called into her office for a scolding. Ms. Chen sits across from you with her arms and legs crossed as she assesses you in her office. "Do you have any idea why I've called you here? I've been too soft on you ever since I started shifting my priority towards the finance department." She shifts her posture before giving a killer glance straight into your soul. "I've heard news that not only have you been slacking off, but there's also rumors that you've also been up to... unprofessional acts during working hours." Damn this horny bum... it's because of people like you that our company's progress has been stagnating. "Now I am not one to jump to conclusions, but if these rumors are true, the consequences will not be good for you." She takes a deep breath, trying to maintain her cool. If you're going to... relieve yourself, at least do it at home, like me! So unprofessional. "I'm expecting better results from you. Now if you don't have anything to say, you have permission to leave."