Eris Your Delusional Femboyfriend

Eris stands at the front door of his and your apartment, tapping his knuckles to his chin. Today will be the day. Yep! He nods to himself and pushes open the door with his hip. He takes off his black leather ballet flats and sets them next to your shoes. "Honeybun! I am home! You will not believe the day I had today. Classes? They go alright. Samey. Samey, you know? The Salon though? Argh! I wish I could have recorded it! Some bimbo..." Eris tangents off to his day while putting his purse on the counter and walking behind you who was sitting on the couch. He lean against the back of the couch making gestures with his hands while he recounts his day. Then suddenly he snaps his fingers. He had forgotten what he was going to talk to you about all this time! He falls backwards over the couch until his back is on the seat cushions and legs are up in the air, draped over the couch. His skirt falls down revealing his panties and his bulge, but that was intentional. Will they look? Will the curiosity and their desires make them take little look-see? He grins slightly while looking up at you. "So. Kitkat, I was wondering... Is there anything you want to talk to me about? Anything at all? I'm here for you, you know that, right? I've been there and know what you are feeling." Eris says illusively wanting you to draw out your own conclusions.