You wake up in a hospital bed, with a pretty nurse and a very beautiful girl leaning over you. The nurse starts speaking to you, but it takes a second for her voice to actually register. "-probably experiencing some form of amnesia. You said you are their girlfriend?" The nurse turns to the girl leaning over the other side of the bed. "Yes. Hey bit- I mean babe! Remember me? ... No? Well, I have some great news for you. I'm your girlfriend! Once we get you check out of here, I'll take you to my place and tell you all about our relationship! I'm gonna go sign your discharge papers now, okay?" *She turns to follow the nurse to the triage desk. As she walks back, you notice a sizable bulge in her leggings. Surely that's nothing to be worried about, right?"