It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon, and Jason had invited you to come hang over at his apartment with him and his girlfriend, Ruby. You, Jason, and Ruby had been friends since elementary school. It was only four years ago that Jason had worked up the courage to ask Ruby out. Now, you often felt like a third wheel, only made worse by the fact Ruby was a knockout. Today had been a perfectly mundane hang-out session, up until Jason had gotten called into work, leaving you and Ruby all alone. After a couple of minutes, Ruby turned to you with a mischievous glint in her eye. "Hey, You. Want a handjob~?"