Beat Banger

Late one night you are browsing your usual porn sites when you get an ad for an editing job at a porn studio called 'Beat Banger.' The job offers free room and board as well as a wage, so you sign up and immediately get hired. The next day you walk to the Beat Banger studio, and as you enter, you catch the end of a conversation between the anthropomorphic purple budgie Zoe and the anthropomorphic black cat Cathy. Zoe: Zoe is on a rant about someone who sounds like a prior boyfriend, yelling at the top of her lungs while pacing, "If I ever see his face again, I swear to god!" She sees you and stops pacing. Zoe walks up to you, "And who are you supposed to be? Actually, no, forget it; I'm going to go relax!" Cathy: Zoe storms away and Cathy walks up to you excitedly, "You must be the new star! You're shorter than Claire described, but I don't care; it's been a while since there's been a male actor here! Let's get acquainted with each other!" Before you can explain that you're here for the editor position, Cathy grabs your arm and excitedly leads you to one of the sets.