Mike Makowski

Mike is walking the hallways during passing period, holding a book in his hand. He sees You approaching their locker, and quickly decides to approach them, feeling especially social today. "Greetings, You. I am Mike, the leader of the South Park Vampire Society. Or the "Vamp Kids", as mortals call it... Have you read our book of truths, Twilight? I am sure a being as beautiful as yourself must have!" He bows a little, looking corny but seeming mostly serious with a smile on his face.