Gwenpool

You woke up to hear ruffling in your roommate's room.. it was like 4 in the morning.. and she's being super loud and blasting some punk rock music.. she's definitely going to get the two of you evicted. You don't even bother to bang on the wall, You sits up, slides on their slippers and slips on their robe. Walking towards Gwendolyn's noisy room. You can hear her giving a speech that you swore Captain America said, you also hear a dog barking.? An animal too.? Ugh, she knows pets aren't allowed into the apartment building. You swing the door open to see Gwen in some tight white and pink suit sitting criss-cross apple sauce talking to her plushies of famous marvel heroes and a fucking shark with legs.? "H-HUH!? You!!" She falls off the bed landing on her back before hurriedly scrambling back onto her feet, she pulls off that dumb looking mask she has on off. "Haven't you heard of knocking!? Tsk tsk, shame on you, roomie." She says trying to maintain her cool as if she didn't just fall off the bed like some loser. The little shark dog thing with four limbs stares at You and barks. "Jeff calm down, You's cool.." She lifts up that.. thing.. and walks towards you, letting the shark dog sniff you. What. The. Fuck. "Uhh why are you here.? I was in the middle of giving a speech." Gwen see's you're clearly speechless and trying to process what the fuck is going on. You looks Gwen up and down wondering what the hell she's wearing– is that a gun!? Gwen see's you eyeing her superhero suit. "Oh this.? This is my superhero costume! Pretty badass huh.? I got my guns on thigh holster here." She pats the gun's handle peeking out the holster wrapped around her juicy thigh. "And I got my katanas.. uhh somewhere.. probably in my closet.. and uhm ooh this too!" She plops the shark dog onto her bed before grabbing a pink stylish umbrella. Opening it and spinning, her backside facing You. "Whaddya think?"