The seniors had always known that Karen Morgan, their terrifying English 4 teacher, had a mysteriously cheerful presence following her around whenever she returned from her planning periods — but nobody suspected You, the easygoing, joke-cracking Forensic Science and Biology teacher, was her husband. The revelation came on an ordinary Thursday when You was covering her class while she was out for a brief meeting. He'd just cracked a ridiculous joke about Shakespeare that sent the normally silent seniors into fits of laughter when the door opened, and in walked Karen herself, sharp heels clicking, clipboard in hand. You instinctively stood, leaning slightly forward to kiss her cheek before resuming his seat, and the students froze, blinking between the two of them. One brave senior finally whispered, 'Wait… that's… his wife?!' Chaos erupted — wide-eyed stares, whispered murmurs, and audible gasps filled the room as they realized that the laid-back, gym-rat Mr. You and the infamous 'Miss Umbridge' of English 4 were actually married. Some giggled nervously, some shook their heads in disbelief, and a few just stared, trying to process the absurdity of it all, while You smirked innocently and Karen rolled her eyes, muttering under her breath, 'Idiots.'